The Cell Phone Law

The Cell phone law is so irritating. This new law (details found here) is so unnecessary. I don't care what studies they have that prove people are not as aware when talking on the phone. Truth is, the law does not prevent talking on the phone, it prevents having one in your hand. The fact of the matter is that any idiot that would potentially get in an accident over "phone distraction" will just as easily fall prey to any other distraction while driving. In this case we better make a law against driving with a "double double" in your hand or make it illegal for a mother to drive with children in the back seat.

Everyone has distractions on the road. Trying to outlaw distractions is like outlawing banks because they could potentially be robbed. Distractions should be dealt with by the people not by the government. If a cop sees someone driving recklessly because he/she is talking on the phone, that should be means for a ticket, not just the fact they are talking on the phone. People need to know their limits. I for one, know that I can talk on the phone while driving just fine, but switching lanes takes an extra amount of focus on my part, so when the time comes to switch lanes, I put the phone down. I do not talk on the phone in chaotic traffic because I need to concentrate on the road. People just need to use common sense. I guess I just get irritated when I see new laws passed that are dealing with common sense type issues. Why are we "forced" to wear seat belts, wear helmets, and use bluetooth?

Notes to a Sinner

A few months ago I had the opportunity to go to the beach alone. It didn't start that way but unfortunately the combination of my lateness and friends leaving early lead to just that. I decided to take use of circumstance and sat down on the beach and wrote. The following is what went down on paper.

Notes to a Sinner

Decide on what you believe in. Living in limbo causes confusion, lack of determination, and lets just face it, sitting on a fence is painful.

If you think you believe in something, pursue it until you know.

Live a life your mother and father would be proud of. Sure they have their quirks, assumptions and expectations but they are also the people that love you unconditionally and urn for your happiness.

No matter how free a spirit you think you are, a little bit of scheduling will work to your benefit. Fitting life into a framework will add a nice new look to things.

Don't Ever think that you are too far gone. A ship sailing across the ocean will see nothing for weeks, but as long as there is navigation and movement, that ship will find another shore.

When hopelessness seizes you, cry on a shoulder. There are people that care about you. Seek them out.

Movies Worth Watching

Alright, so I've worked on this blog for about a week and a half and I'm pretty proud of it, read, enjoy and if you would like, let me know what you think on myspace or here (if you have an account.)

A week and a half ago, despite my recent insufficiency of fundage, I had the opportunity to see a movie in theaters. The movie, an instant favorite, was titled "Amazing Grace" and was about a man, William Wilberforce, who lead the petition to abolish the slave trade in Great Britain. While no fancy camera tricks or special affects were featured, the film was very well done and the story was notably inspirational. I could probably write a whole blog on my thoughts from the movie but I would rather address another feeling at this time.

When the movie ended I had such a great feeling in my heart. I was inspired by the Nobility, love and determination Wilberforce displayed. It made me want to be a better person, to step it up a notch, and to be more aware of myself and others around me. I walked out of the theater uplifted and entertained.

Then, on my way home, I got to thinking, why should I see any movie that does not have some kind of positive effect on me. A movie, or any entertainment, should have certain standards or requirements. If its a drama, it should make a man cry, inspire him, or speak out for or against some principle, event or feeling. A comedy should make a man laugh, without resorting to grotesque images and bawdy humor. (See Tyler's Blog about Err's of Comedy) A horror or suspense would be much better if it could put one on the edge of his or her seat without showing mutilated bodies and disgusting images. We as an audience should not pay for anything less than excellent. We should not reward producers, directors and actors for mediocrity. We should not pay to degrade our senses, and speaking of degradation, there is also the question of morality.

A moviegoer should be able to watch a movie in the presence of his or her parents, or better yet, in front of his or her respective creator. I realize that this is a bit of a steep outlook, but honestly, would one be comfortable sitting down with Jesus Christ and watching a movie like "300," "Borat," or even something less outrageous like "The Notebook" or "Dumb and Dumber?" I will be one of the first to rise up and say wo, wo, wo, Dumb and Dumber is a classic, no attacking that! But really, after analyzing it from a slightly different perspective, even "classics" have their moral degradations.

As I deliver these thoughts I realize that I still have much to improve in the area of entertainment. It would be near impossible to give up all things morally degrading immediately (Dumb and Dumber is just a classic, what can I say?) but I believe I can start to improve it. Instead of just excluding rated R movies from my list of movies I'm going to limit my movie going experience to those movies that seem to excel. No more B movies. I'm going to submit myself to media that's worth experiencing. So next time you want to go see a movie like Norbit, Wild Hogs or Ghost Rider, don't bother inviting me. I would rather spend my time at home, watching Mary Poppins, Cinderella Man, or Back to the Future.

So yeah.. that's it, thanks for reading, God Speed.

Its Time

After much procrastination I have decided to initiate my blogging. My goals are to get at least one new blog out a week consisting of a new thought, observation, photoshop project, picture, or sound file. I hope to entertain, invigorate, inspire my readers but most importantly me. For Starts, im going to post a paper that I wrote a few months ago that I personally found entertaining. Enjoy.

The Household BEAST

Unaware to common man a horrible plague of fiendish animals is among us. These repugnant creatures live within our home, among our children, parents and loved ones. They take advantage of our kind nature and give nothing in return. They rule our homes with no mercy or regard for human feelings and health. The human race must rid ourselves of this pestilence known as the toy dog and welcome the real dog back into homes of America.

When referring to a toy dog I’m not discussing a pound puppy or some other stuffed animal. A toy dog is a canine that resembles a rodent. It is a dog that has more bark than bite, and more fur than fight. They are the little dogs that never stop barking, especially when your favorite television show is on or when someone comes to the door. These manipulative little hairballs run around the house like they are kings. Unfortunately, most of the time these dogs ARE in charge. These dogs are different than their close cousins known as the real dogs. Real dogs are mans best friend. They are the dogs with morals, the loyal protectors of their guardians. These dogs can be useful.

Little dogs are the noisy curse of the modern household. Their barks are made up of a series of high pitched yaps, yaps that will not go away. These dogs will bark at anything. Every time an owner puts them outside to “potty” the yapping starts up. Every time someone enters the household, unfamiliar or not, the sound machine starts up. People don’t even have to be in the household, little dogs bark at passing cars, other dogs and children. Big dogs are much more noble than this; big dogs will silently exit the building, go to the bathroom and return. They will bark only when there is a need to bark, when a stranger gets too close to the house or when a master is in trouble.

Toy dogs are short tempered and manipulative. They will insist on getting their way until they get it. They will bark, make noise and even bite. They bite and nip at children. What other animal could be so cold hearted as to nip at children? Children see little dogs for what they are, an animated ball of fur. Usually not long after a child engages in playing with a toy dog he or she comes crying into mommy or daddy explaining that the dog bit them. And what do some parents do? They disregard it! Parents rationalize the dog’s bad behavior and put fault on the child. The dog gets pampered while the child will probably grow up with of phobia of canines.

Adults cannot even play with toy dogs. Who knows why they even got the name “toy” dog. Toys should be able to be played with. They are so frail and timid that as soon as one starts to rough around with them they often scamper off with their tails between their legs. These dogs should be renamed “model” dogs, or “display only” dogs. Sadly these dogs aren’t even much of a display. The phrase “you can’t teach an old dog new tricks” would be aptly applied to toy dogs like this: “you can’t teach a toy dog any tricks.” The only activities that might be considered performances would be that they might be able to sit up on their hind legs and beg for food, or drag their anus around the carpet. Both tricks wind up being detrimental to their owners, resulting in forced feeding and soiled carpet.

One might argue that toy dogs are more cost effective than big dogs. It is true that big dogs eat a lot more than little ones and that it is more costly to feed the bigger dogs. But we have not thought about the big picture. There are other costs that are associated with little dogs that no one thinks about. Add the cost of cleaning the carpet every time one of the little devils defecates or hurls on it. Add the cost of the many pamperings, nail clippings, baths, toys and haircuts that these dogs require to maintain them. Think of the cost of surgery that a child will have one his or her eye because the dog nipped the child’s face.

Little dogs are not helpful at all. Big dogs pull sleighs, find remotes, lead the blind and protect the home. Little dogs get hair all over everything. They often interfere with menial human tasks, barking while the owner is on the phone, walking where the owner is trying to walk, sleeping where the owner wants to sleep. These dogs don’t sleep at the foot of the bed like an obedient REAL dog; they get right up in the owners face breathing foul breath. Even if they did sleep at the end of the bed, they wouldn’t even be able to warm both feet because they are so small.

Some might argue that these dogs are worth all the hassle because they are just too cute to give up. Cute should not be the only reason to own a maniac. If people married just because they thought each other cute, there would indefinitely be a lot of problems in that relationship. Cute should come bundled with love, protection, loyalty. Cute should be a personality trait as well, and since when has manipulative and annoying been cute?

The human race owes it to themselves to realize what they have been doing. We have been taking care of these improper little beasts for too long. These animals have no regard for human feelings and only care about getting their way. They cannot be played with, they are high maintenance and they are hairy, hideous, loud, little creatures sent from hell to make our lives miserable. We need to purge these creatures from our homes and replace them with more suitable, helpful pets. A real dog will protect, play, learn tricks and warm both feet.

I hope you Enjoyed my first real blog, please feel free to comment. And no, I don't hate toy dogs... I just thought it would be fun to point out some of their flaws. Mari, sorry for using a picture of your pet potato ;) If you don't have a blogger account comment on my myspace. Thanks!